Not to pick on President Obama today of all days, when he's in Florida trying to reacquaint us with his economic policy ... but I'm still stuck in the I-was-like-Trayvon speech he gave at the White House last Friday.

Why are there only embers left of the state's original fire to exhume bodies and unearth the truth at the Arthur G. Dozier School for Boys?

I like Jimmy Carter. Liked him since 1975 when I met him at a harvest festival in New Boston, N.H. He and his brother Billy were between speeches, camped out along the president-stumping trail.

Who are these No Casinos people and where have they been living all these years? They need to gallop across the castle moat, get as far away from Fantasyland as they can and spend a little time in Florida reality.

Don't be fooled by the delays, Obamacare won't just go away. It's like a werewolf. You'll need a silver bullet to kill it.

Quick! Before somebody else claims the Moon, let's do something to pretend we care about our American legacy there. Wait! I know! Let's create a lunar national park!