WASHINGTON -- In selecting Stephen Colbert to replace David Letterman as host of the "Late Show," CBS has waged war on America's heartland -- or so proclaims that Palm Beach font of heartland mirth, Rush Limbaugh.
Don't you believe it, Heartlanders.

You probably can't imagine how much fun I've had at Sunshine State News over the last 10 years. I don't think anybody could.