You Silly Twits, Sarah Palin Is Just Doing Her Duty

Oh, people, leave her alone.

Sarah Palin isn't abandoning you, she's back in Alaska for all the right reasons.

Internet chatter is all atweet with rumors that political celeb Palin has canceled her bus tour of historic American sites because she's 1) given up thought of any run for president in 2012; 2) is too tired or sick to continue; 3) misses the Land of the Midnight Sun; or 4) is engaging in some kind of secret rendezvous.

Duty calls, drama queens. Nothing more than that. Palin has been called home for jury duty.

"As I said myself at the end of the East Coast leg of the tour, the summer is long, and Im looking forward to hitting the open road again," she wrote on Facebook Wednesday. "The coming weeks are tight because civic duty calls (like most everyone else, even former governors get called up for jury duty) and I look forward to doing my part just like every other Alaskan."

Palin said her "One Nation" bus tour will resume "when the time comes."

So, cool it. The woman is just trying to be a good citizen.