Scary Afternoon for Our 3 Justices

Brian Crowley, handler of the three Florida Supreme Court justices up for retention, apparently figures he's found the winning recipe for Team Supreme -- and he's dishing it all out today.

Here's how you keep your judicial candidates in their jobs:

You set Justices Barbara Pariente, R. Fred Lewis and Peggy Quince down in a law school, in a 3 o'clock Friday afternoon forum -- same school where "Taj Mahal Paul" Hawkes serves as an adjunct professor, by the way -- and you preach to the converted over cucumber sandwiches.

Some challenge.

If you're in Tally and want a look-see, the League of Women Voters-sponsored forum is in R101 State University College of Law, 425 W. Jefferson St.

Don't go for the sandwiches, though. I was just kidding about those.