Planning a CPAC Vacation? Daily Caller Offers a Different Take

This is a pretty funny view of the conservative keynote event from the Daily Caller's Matt Lewis:

"The annual gathering of conservatives is about to kick off in DC, and Im already exhausted.

"Before you send me hate Tweets, let me say Im a fan of the concept of The Conservative Political Action Conference CPAC. Despite never actually having paid to attend one, Ive managed to attend all but a handful of the 21st century CPACs. They are the best gathering of conservative activists each year. The speakers are rock stars. And The ACU (who conducts the conference) has been nothing but kind to me.

They do a great job. This years conference will, no doubt, be the best ever."