New T-Shirts for the TSA Full-Body Scanner Age

Never underestimate the ingenuity of the American businessperson.

The folks over at Cargo Collective are apparently making T-shirts and underwear (for men and women) with the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution printed on them in metallic lettering, thus enabling the operators of the TSA full-body scanners to get acquainted with the law of the land that bans "unreasonable searches and seizures."

In addition to the verbatim edition, interested parties can also get attire (including socks!) with "Read the 4th Amendment Perverts" emblazoned on them. The apparel also includes the presidential seal.