DNC Trolls Jeb Bush with Parody Campaign Store

Submitted by Anonymous on August 5, 2015 - 5:17pm

The Democratic National Committee wasted no time trolling Republican presidential hopeful and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on Wednesday, mocking his new Web store with a store of their own: The JebSwagStore.

Earlier Wednesday, Bush and his team unveiled a new Web store which carries many of the standard campaign gear -- T-shirts, stickers, pins, hats ... but the store is also selling a $75 guacamole bowl, dubbed the "Guaca Bowle." Note: Williams Sonoma sells a medium-sized quacamole bowl for $49.95.

The faux Jeb shop, hosted on a Tumblr blog, includes several items, including a "Right to Rise" stepstool which costs $2,016 (plus shipping and handling).

Also sold on the swag store: a money clip for "holding all that Wall Street cash" and a vintage Rolodex . Another item featured on the store is a plain T-shirt with "George W. Bush For President" plastered on it, crossed out and replaced with "Jeb!"

The item's description reads:

Jeb Bush is his own man! Any resemblance this t-shirt bears to a previous campaign’s t-shirt is just a coincidence, just as any resemblance Jeb Bush’s policies bear to a previous Bush’s policies are even more coincidental.

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