Charlie Crist eBay Auction, Part Deux: Cocaine Edition

By now, you've probably heard about the Charlie Crist painting that landed on eBay. But why spend your cash on a boring portrait when you could have had photos of the governor allegedly snorting coke?

With a starting bid of $600,000, the photos were also up for auction on eBay and supposedly show Crist doing lines of cocaine in the 1980s. Their seller, who goes by the online handle "buterflywman," said publishing rights to the images would be included.

Don't scramble to place a bid, though -- the auction ended yesterday.

Naturally, the elusive buterflywman did not offer any previews of the pictures. However, she (or he?) has a 100 percent positive rating on eBay, and one satisfied buyer even wrote: "Excellent ebay seller. Fast shipment. A++++"

Despite their seller's glowing review, the Crist photos attracted no bids.