Tea Party Terrorists! OMG!

And you thought it's murder-minded jihadist Muslims you had to worry about! Not even close.

According to a recent Rasmussen poll, a quarter of all Obama supporters -- 26 percent -- identify the tea party ... yes, the tea party ... as the "Nation's Top Terrorist Threat."Among those who "strongly approve" of the president, more fear the tea party than radical Muslims.

Oh, my.

These Obama people must be pretty smart folks to see through the flag-waving retired couple in the park who want to cut back Big Government. Or how about that goofy guy in a powdered wig masquerading as Uncle Sam, the one on the corner giving out Dollar Store stars and stripes? What evil intent lurks in these cunning teasters?

I must be purty dad-gummed dumb or gullible. I had no idea until Rasmussen's poll that those tea party rallies in the town square were as dangerous as radicalized Muslims who kill ambassadors and fly planes into buildings.

Thank God we've got the NSA spying on people and the IRS engaging in vigilante paybacks.

As for those who disapprove of Obama's performance, 75 percent of those sillies consider radical Muslims to be the bigger terrorist threat. Just 1 percent name the tea party. But what do they know?